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Save the Violas!
The very underrated instrument
Violas are awesome because they are violas.
They're better than violins, and better than cellos because they're just right. Not ear-piercingly high, not stupidly, rumbly low.
Reasons Violas are awesome
- They look very good
- They sound very good
- They're very underrated
- There are lots of great jokes about them
| Why other strings suck | |
| Violin | Extremely high pitched and annoying |
| Cello | Way too low and boring |
How to help
- Share this page
- Donate (be the 1st!)
- Buy a viola
- Sell or (better yet) destroy every violin and cello you come upon
- Go to this website
- In general, spread the word about how Violas > Violins and Cellos
